Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Lets Call HIM "MUSIC"... We're on to you....

Hello to all my "VIEWERS"...

DEFINE: CHEATER -  deceiver: someone who leads you to believe something that is not true
DEFINE: SELFISH - concerned chiefly or only with yourself and your advantage to the exclusion of others

Lets call Him "MUSIC"... Explain to me... "Why do people get married if they're still going to cheat?"  You meet someone, you go on a couple of dates,  you start to like them and open up and eventually fall in love... You save money, invite all the people you love and care about to a wedding you spend tons of money on and than you CHEAT....

You see deep down you know that your not the marrying type.... You know you can't stay faithful. I mean  you can BARELY tell the TRUTH. I say the sky is BLUE you say its ORANGE and actually have the NERVE to really believe it.  So why drag someone into something thats suppose to be special and sacred and than just ruin it.  Please dont say its because you love them cuz' if you out there creepin you dont love no one not even yourself.

So now your married and you still want to live the single life.  But no one put a gun to your head and said you have to get married to this particular person at this particular time in your life.  But guess what? You did. Why? Because ur Selfish.... Why am I calling you Selfish? BECAUSE @ the end of the day the only person's feelings that you care about is yourself. Get it together *UUNDERSTAND?*

SO what, the person you married DRIVES you a little crazy.  SO what this person can get annoying.... SO what they always complaining... GUESS WHAT? YOU DO THE SAME!!! You're not perfect... Marriage is like an INVESTMENT.  You INVEST TIME AND MONEY INTO THIS PERSON.  You dont know if the "Market" is going to lose points or its going to gain points.  Its a chance that you take.  When I invest that much time into something you BETTER believe IM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING in my power to make it work.

MONOLOGUE:

Yo this "CHICK" is driving me crazy... Yo this "DUDE" is crazy... All SHE do is Nag... All HE does is Complain. I tell HER do this... HE does that... Damn SHE is Stubborn... Damn HE is inconsiderate... 


Yea you cute "Daddy"                                       Yea you SMELL good "Mami"
Yea you got swag "Daddy"                                Yea you Look good "Mami"
AND Woooo you got $$ "Daddy"                     And That SMILE Woooooo "Mami"

GIRL: I FOUND ME A MAN THAT GOT IT ALL... HE IS FINE, HIS STYLE IS CRAZY AND HIS POCKETS HIS FULL....

GUY: YO I JUST MET THIS FINE MAMI... YOU HAVE TO SEE HER BODY AND THE WAY SHE MOVE "SON" SHE DRIVIN ME CRAZY...

Are you really telling me that 3 minutes of satisfaction is worth 3 yrs of misery.  After everything this person has done for you.  Hell they even gave u a SEED. 

You see viewers ALL OF WHAT IM SAYING TO MUSIC.

Yea he LOVES music. Music is what he breathes.  He invested all that time into music trying to find the perfect beat to his sweet melody. And he finally find its.  Let me tell you that Melody, Nothing like he's ever had before.  Everyone hears the Melody and likes it. But yet like any artist he still is not SATISFIED. What is it that you think he's missing? You see he says his MELODY is missing something. So he needs to change the sound so he speeds up the TEMPO.  Ahhh... He Loves this tempo (THE TEMPO is deceiving BUT HE IS TO BLIND TO SEE."  He really feeling HIS MUSIC now that he sped up the TEMPO... Yes! this TEMPO ADDS THE RHYTHM. HE really loving his MUSIC now... BUT YOU see viewers... LITTLE DOES HE KNOW..IS.. THAT THIS TEMPO IS WHAT at the end of the day hurts the music.  The SONG was GREAT with JUST THE MELODY, BUT he was to blind to see.  But now he adds The Tempo into the MIX and at the end of the day IT IS NOT A HIT I REPEAT IT IS NOT A HIT. But ITS to late now cause GUESS WHAT Pookie? u already F*ed up the Melody.  "UUNDERSTAND"

Introducing ME....

Hello To all and WELCOME TO MY BLOG! My name is Tina but we'll call me "Lady T".  I am 25 yrs old with a lot to say.  My catch phrase is "YOUUNDERSTAND?" (AND I ALWAYS SAY IT IN A HIGH PITCH VOICE).  My expectations for my Blog is well, hmmm just to be me and free to talk (Lord knows i love to talk)... I would love to have a weeekly advice column.  So we'll make it every Thursday I'll answer questions.... Just leave a comment I'll review it talk about it and we'll all discuss it.  It'll be like our very own "ASK ALICE" but just not in the Herald.  We can talk about everything And anything.  So thats that... All are welcome....  Dont be shy...